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Silicon Sarcasm is where wearable tech culture meets deadpan delivery. Designed for the ones who debug in their sleep, charge their devices like clockwork, and roll their eyes at every “have you tried turning it off and on again?” moment—this t-shirt collection speaks fluent sarcasm and fluent code.

Each shirt pairs premium cotton comfort with clever commentary—because why wear something generic when your wardrobe can roast your screen time? Whether you’re a developer, digital nomad, or just someone whose phone battery is always suspiciously low, there’s a tee here with your name (and personality) on it.

Created by the minds behind Electrostatic Innovations, these tees reflect the same love for all things mobile, modern, and just a little mischievous. Think of them as soft armor for techies—equal parts statement and inside joke.

Available in a range of sizes and unisex fits, they make the perfect gift for yourself or your favorite gadget geek. And just like our accessories, quality comes standard—no gimmicks, no glitches.

So go ahead—add some attitude to your algorithm with Silicon Sarcasm.